endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via creditnumber)

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars, via bullied)

tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

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